hit it fergie
white mom: quit roughhousing!
white son: fuck u mom
white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?
white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!
white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*
"Learn to take a joke"
Yeah learn to make one
WHEN BOYS WEAR BUTTON UPS BUT ROLL THE SLEEVES TO THEIR ELBOWS
|—||She was always holding my hand (via fabulousbitch69)|
Kinda weird how in english you can say i love you to all your friends and family but in spanish “te amo” it has more meaning and its weird if u say it to your friends or family
im just an asshole with feelings